My toxic trait is waking up at 1am to use the bathroom, eyeing my Kindle on my nightstand and then staying up until 3am to finish my book and then realizing I’m hungry at 4am and pouring myself a bowl of cereal before passing out again at 5am. 

Ishu’s toxic trait is waking up at 6am by singing the ABCs.

So, hi hello. I am TIRED today. 

Here are some other toxic traits of mine. 

Starting the dishwasher before it’s full. 

Taking the trash out when the bag is half empty. 

Complaining about having to take a shower. And then, when I finally manage to get myself in there, complaining when it’s time to get out. And then complaining when my two-year old does the same thing. 

Some more? 

Ordering 200 dollars worth of groceries and then, at dinner time, opening the fridge and saying, “We have no food,” as I grab my phone and scroll through the Uber Eats app. 

Wikipedia-ing every person that shows up in the movie to get deets about their marriage, their children, their personal life, their political views. So that it takes forever to get through said movie. 

Okay, that’s enough about me. 

Please share your toxic traits so I am not alone here. 

Have a good one. Hope ya’ll get more sleep than I did last night!