It’s another round of “Things my 3-Year Old Says That Make Me Laugh So Hard.”

This may be of no interest to you, but I’ve gotta record some of this stuff because I never wanna forget it.

A few weeks ago, I was laying on the bed and asking Ankur – in the other room – if he knew when kids started flossing.

“At what age do they start flossing?” I asked.

To which my 3-year old responded, “5pm.”

And then lately, he’s been wanting to play hide-and-seek. But he’ll initiate the game by saying something like, “LET’S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK! I’M GOING TO HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET!”

Ha.

God, I love him.

Last week, he was wearing his “Big Bro” shirt and Ankur went up to him and tugged on his sleeve saying, “Big bro, big bro, big bro!“

Ishu turned to Ankur and pulled on his sleeve and responded, “Big brown-up [rhyming with grown-up], big brown-up, big brown-up.”

I MEAN, WHERE DOES HE EVEN GET HIS HUMOR?

And then most recently, I had placed some pumped milk on top of the bookshelf. Ishu was getting uncomfortably close so I pointed to the milk and said, “Be careful, be careful!”

And my little monkey – with his earnest eyes – looked up at me and said, “I’m be carefuling!”

Anyway, that’s just a handful of all the cute things he says. I’ll be back for another round of these soon. I so wish I could strap a tape recorder to his body to save every gem outta his mouth. HE’S THE ABSOLUTE BEST.