Yesterday, I woke up and skimmed through my e-mail and noticed the one on top had a subject line that read: “Receipt for Your Payment to iTunes and App Store.”
The timestamp said 5:23AM.
While I was still snug as a bug in my bed.
Unless I have some sort of weird sleep-shopping disorder, I wasn’t the one who had ordered something through iTunes.
“I’m being robbed,” I thought.
I’ve been scammed once before and so, naturally, I was terrified that someone figured out my password and was burning through all my money on Paypal.
Frantic and paranoid, I ran to grab my laptop so I could figure out how to stop the thief.
I quickly logged on to Gmail and contacted Apple Support through the link in my e-mail. I knew this was going to be a difficult thing for me to navigate because I have about 85 Apple IDs. So when I was asked to enter my Apple ID, I chose one that sounded right and hoped for the best.
Eloisa answered and seemed a little too enthusiastic for it being so early in the morning.
No time for greetings, Eloisa.
I’m getting robbed AS WE SPEAK.
Don’t let my calm, cool typing demeanor fool you.
I was a disaster. Fumbling over keys to solve the puzzle of the missing money.
I secretly wished that Eloisa would have checked my purchase history because it would have made the process go a whole lot faster.
But, no.
The girl who never remembers her Apple ID was tasked with the mission to log on and figure out her recent purchases.
So, I opened up the browser and tried to log on.
It must have been a while since I logged on to their website because this screen popped up to make sure it was actually ME logging on.
I rolled my eyes and groaned. Because of course the security measures are in place NOW. Now that I need access to my own account. But some stranger out there found a workaround to this two-step verification and was STEALING MY MONEY.
I grabbed my phone to look for a text message with a verification code.
Nothing.
I checked my spam folder in my e-mail to make sure it didn’t somehow get sent there.
Nope.
So, I clicked, “Didn’t get a verification code?”
I waited a second or two for my text message. But it never came.
Instead, this message popped up on my computer.
“Your Apple ID is being used to sign in to a device near Shawnee, OK.”
I panicked.
The thief was trying to use my account again.
I quickly clicked, “Don’t Allow” and kept holding my phone up toward the window to get signal. Hoping that the text message with the verification code would arrive and I would be able to log on and screw over the thief from Shawnee, OK.
It wasn’t coming.
I refreshed my inbox.
No e-mail.
I went back and clicked, “Didn’t get a verification code?” again.
But the thief from Shawnee was FASTER THAN ME. It popped up again.
This happened two more times.
My heart was beating so fast. I was so nervous that this person in Shawnee, Oklahoma was going to find a way to lock me out of my account and spend all my money.
Even worse, I thought that if the thief could find a way to hack into my account and buy something, they could easily find out where I live and come KILL ME.
Fortunately, Google Maps told me that the thief was 13 hours away from me. So, at least I had half a day to figure out what to do (e.g. pack up all of my things and head to CANADA).
I saw a blinking window behind my open browser.
Eloisa.
Oops.
She had asked me three times if I still needed her help and almost ended our chat because I was non-responsive.
I quickly typed a message to her.
(Again, don’t be fooled by what looks like a calm online demeanor due to my lack of punctuation or emojis. I WAS TERRIFIED IN REAL LIFE).
Eloisa responded with:
An estimated place?
AN ESTIMATED PLACE?
SHAWNEE, OKLAHOMA IS NOT AN ESTIMATE.
THAT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STATE. A WHOLE DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Eloisa explained that the text message with my verification code wasn’t coming through because I kept hitting, “Do not allow.”
I kindly explained to Eloisa that my device was in Harrogate, not Shawnee. And that Apple should focus a little less attention on their “iPhone X” and a little more on their “estimates.”
I know I’m out in the middle of nowhere, but I mean, COME ON.
Eloisa “lol’ed” at me and said that I was at battle with myself for the past ten minutes. Not a thief from Oklahoma.
I felt so relieved.
Slightly embarrassed.
But, still, relieved.
But that still didn’t solve the issue of the charge on my account for something that I never payed for.
So, once I was able to actually get the verification code, I logged onto my account to view my purchases.
$49.99 for a year subscription to MyFitnessPal.
My 30-day trial was done.
They were just charging me. Like they told me they were going to do one month ago when I signed up for the trial.
PALM TO FACE.
I apologized to Eloisa. I chuckled to myself that I was in such a frenzy. And I promptly went back to bed because that was way too much action for a Sunday morning.
Maybe this is what happens when you’re in your 30’s.
Maybe the Internet becomes a more difficult place to navigate.
Or maybe I’ve just become an overly paranoid person who thinks the world is out to get her.
In any event, it makes for an entertaining story.
And also a nice little reminder that I will never again laugh at my mother when she has Internet struggles.
Clearly, I’ve got my own too.
Questions of the Day:
- How many Apple IDs do you have?
- Do you have Internet struggles?
- Do you think I’m crazy?
Charlotte says
OMG, you are hilarious. This totally sounds like something I would do, too. I loved that you kept blocking your own Apple texts from coming through, but seriously–why can’t they get a town that’s at least remotely within distance of your current location!? Makes no sense.
I had a random charge from iTunes yesterday too but I ignored because it was one of those weird stringy email addresses with a million letters/numbers in it. Still, I’m just as paranoid as you are!
XOXO and hope you have a great week, my sweet!
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Lynn says
Hahaha, good thing it wasn’t what you thought it was. I would have been frantic, too.
Mikaela says
This is hilarious! It’s happened to me a time or two. I spend too much money on Amazon. Haha
eatteachblog says
Me too! They make it ALL too easy! Now that they’ve bought Whole Foods, I think my obsession may get a little worse!
ShootingStarsMag says
Oh gosh, I would have been nervous too though. Those automatic payments throw me off sometimes! And what’s with the estimate? Man, they need to work on that!!
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Beth says
Oh girrrrrl! This sounds so much like something I would do! Those automatic payments are so tricky! But seriously, why it would “Estimate” where you are?? That would be enough to panic me too. This gave me a good chuckle, I most definitely relate!
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Kim M says
OMG! I was reading and thinking “I hope she get these hackers! ” I have one apple ID, and I always forget it. You are not crazy at all. The other day I had to walk away from the computer because it would no longer let me edit my blog post. I was frustrated beyond belief. Took a few minutes to clear my head, sat down and realized I was trying to edit the preview, not the actual post! Girl, I feel you! Hope that was all the craziness for the week!
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eatteachblog says
Bahahaha, I’ve totally been there. Isn’t it funny how a little space and time away from the computer can somehow make you a GENIUS?! 🙂
Emily @ Pizza & Pull-ups says
You crack me up, it happens to us all from time to time. I am glad no one had hacked into your account.
KIMBERLY says
Thanks for the chuckle. I was on the edge of my seat. Thank goodness no one was stealing from you. EXCEPT fitness pal. lol
Sheryl says
I could feel your panic through your post!! 😉 There are days that the older I get, everything computer related makes me feel less intelligent. There have been a few times I’ve gone to the genius bar and simply said “I know you are going to laugh at me when I leave!” So glad this worked out – and I hope MyFittnessPal is a great investment.
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Corey | The Nostalgia Diaries says
Oh my gosh, this story is awesome. So glad no one was really hacking into your account, though! 🙂
Debbie says
Sounds like a fun time was had by all!! Funny post, glad it worked out ok in the end for you.
Angela Noel says
If I wasn’t terribly afraid of admitting publicly that i hate passwords I would tell you they are the WORST–just like Apple IDs. But, as it is I LOVE passwords, the more complicated the better. In fact, I think they’re so great no one should ever try and guess mine because complexity is my favorite thing and you’ll never guess. 🙂
Basically, I feel your pain. I’ve definitely done this and been red-faced for days.
Mila says
Hahaha totally something I’d do lol!
zahra says
LOL, kinda relatable. a nice and fun read.
Sam says
Hahah, love your commentary throughout the process… exactly what I go through in those situations!
Josy A says
Bwahahaa. That sounds like something I would do too! How can there estimate be so far wrong!?
Ah well. At least you didn’t get robbed!
sandy says
Hahaha.
As I was reading the part where ELoisa was helping you and the “hacker” was hacking your account,
I was paranoid for a bit there.
All is well that ends well. It was a nice lil chuckle you gave me.
Interesting write-up Divpiv.