[These are my confessions…]

This post is being written with an empty stomach and a glass of Chard in hand. Which leaves me feeling more open than ever. Luckily, I probably won’t be publishing this post until Wednesday morning which will allow me to review it. (Yes, all you crazies who think I’m writing this at 6AM can RELAX. I drink COFFEE before work. COFFEE).

Let’s get started, shall we?

1) The unthinkable has happened. The un-imaginable. I found, not one, but TWO gray hairs on my head. In my defense, they’re HALF gray. They’re gray at the roots. But I just didn’t think it would ever happen to me. I’m not wise enough to have gray hairs. I almost colored the strands with a black Sharpie and then decided against it. (Although….I’m still considering it…).

2) I finally got a TV in January so I called Comcast to upgrade my cable package. Prior to this, I didn’t have cable and I was just streaming Netflix on my TV. Since I made the decision to upgrade, I’ve watched NOTHING but Big Bang Theory and Friends. (Still worth the $30 upgrade IMO).

3) Remember my Doritos confession? I did the same thing last week. Except with Kale chips. But THIS time, I went online IMMEDIATELY and ordered some from Amazon. And replaced them before she got back from her PTO. (Again, I’ve admitted this all to her. Again, I AM NOT A MONSTER).

Questions of the Day:

• Do you have cable? What is your favorite TV show?
  
• Have you stolen food before? If so, what was it? (And, most importantly, was it worth it?) 
• ‘FESS UP. TELL ME A SECRET.

 

Past Confessional Posts:

• Number 1 
• Number 2 
• Number 3
• Number 4
• Number 5
• Number 6
• Number 7
• Number 8
• Number 9
• Number 10
• Number 11