These are my confessions…

Every time I sit down to write one of these posts, I hear Usher’s song in my head. Except Usher sings about getting a girl knocked up. And I’m over here talking about how I just can’t say no to Cheez-its.

So we’ve got different problems to deal with. Both equally stressful.

Anyway, let’s begin, shall we?

1) I think my favorite Christmas album is Justin Bieber’s, Under the Mistletoe. I’m aware that he sang those songs before he hit puberty. I think his voice was better back then.

2) I’m currently drinking some coffee made at home. In an attempt to save time and money by driving past Starbucks this morning. But my insides already know that I’m still going to be stopping at Starbucks. THE ORDER AHEAD APP IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

3) You know that Happiness Journal I talked about writing in before I go to bed? Sometimes I forget. Sometimes I knock out before I can reach for the journal. [And sometimes I forget to brush my teeth at night. Embarrassing.]

4) The last time I went to a wine bar in downtown Campbell, I asked the guy behind the bar to pour me something dry or full-bodied. He told me he was impressed with my request and that “I really knew my wines.” I told him, “Nah. I’m just looking for one with the highest alcohol content and I heard those two things were related.” #Winning

I confessed.

I feel a little lighter.

Maybe I should go weigh myself.

Happy Hump Day!

Questions of the Day:

• Favorite holiday album?
  
• How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
  
• TELL ME A SECRET.